Though I am weak from a 24 hour bus ride from Vietnam to Laos, you have not bested me yet, Banana Chips. I will not cheat and use my nail clippers as I am so inclined, though you sneer with contempt. I will rip you seam from seam by my fierce bare hands, so help me, SOMEDAY. Until then, oh Banana Chips, you are a admirable enemy. Somedays, I fear the universe may end if you relent to me or I to you - such is the consequence of our battle. But I'm not ready for surrender - I still have time. You will weaken yet... and then I shall enjoy my hard won victory, yet mourn a worthy adversary.
Even though you're from New Jersey.
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